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Well, as Bill predicted, the adjective I'd choose to describe 40th 4.0 is "large." I think that there was probably more debauchery than in previous years, but it was less intense, as it was spread over a larger number of people. No one died. That was good. No one puked. This is less obviously good. Important events: Ken Miller passed out on the kitchen floor. Myself conducting a close examination of the rooftop patio before being rudely disturbed by a malt liquor bath of unknown origin (though I suspect Cullen). Hagan retreating to his bedroom with not one but two women, at least according to Bill's count. Doug's leisure suit. Every woman in attendance firmly believed Zack Taylor to be gay. "Top Gun" running in an infinite loop. Seven or eight chicks named "Sarah." Some very confused 40-year-olds from MGH.
>Doug's leisure suit. actually, it wasn't so much the leisure suit as the leisurely swapping and reswapping of pants with sarah 3.0. and the fact that doug looked all right in her cut-off jean shorts despite the fact that they were cut "one inch below the grapes." >Every woman in attendance >firmly believed Zack Taylor to be gay. whenever we throw a party, i think we try to achieve something beyond a merely good time. we try to win some moral victory, to achieve something that will affect the way everyday americans live their everyday lives. and this was it. i have to go to the bathroom really, really badly.
> No one puked. This is less obviously good. Incorrect. One Miss Maria Gambale puked, perhaps in the front concrete, and was not well all of sunday either. She had eaten no hamburgers. > Myself conducting a close examination of the rooftop > patio before being rudely disturbed by a malt liquor bath > of unknown origin (though I suspect Cullen). Incorrect. Arthur Dobelis was the offending party here, and I in fact chided him rather harshly for the abuse. Art was standing around you with some femmes and Zack Taylor. I was sitting nearby, tending to the radio. I would not spill malt liquor on purpose. Nor would I spill it on Eikel.
> >Important events: Ken Miller passed out on the kitchen floor. > > how did i miss this? damn! You were, ummm, femininely occupied at the time.
as for kris hawkins, he should've known not to wear a pro-canada shirt to the 40th.
Gentlemen,
Hell of a job on the 40th by the way. That was truly the
best Harvard party I ever attended, mostly because of the sausage to
smile ratio and fine beverages.
Indeed, I would only add that it is absolutely amazing that out of
the 50-60 people that showed up that night, I only knew about 10.
Yet I still know who you guys are referring to as the "gay" guy.
That was blatantly obvious.
In any case, just wanted to say thanks. See you soon guys!
I should add that the 40th's celebration of the glory of beef extended even to one vegetarian (ex-vegetarian?) who told me that he hadn't touched meat in six years, but nevertheless chowed down a few prime American burgers to go with his premium malt liquor.