From: whitey bulger defense fund <rhagan@MIT.EDU>
Subject: The 40th of July.

y'all,
        do you ever wake up in the morning and say, "fuck harvard parties
in the elbow!  fuck them and their piss beer, their 'it starts at 9 but no
one will get here till 10' bullshit, their cider jack, their crapass
music, and their tiny people!"?  do you ever crave red meat, malt liquor,
whiskey, and the proper assortment of blues, rudeoboys/girls, ruffians,
consultants, rowers, and freaks?  do you like to fight when drunk?

        if you answered "yes" to any of these questions, or if you just
need an excuse to get down, then you've probably been waiting all year for
the 3rd annual 40th of July party.  come and celebrate independence from
england, superiority to canada, and beer at

        the lake st. men's club, c/o tim cullen
        70 lake st.
        beautiful brighton, MA

        booze and food at 3PM, none of this 9 o'clock crap.
        call 432-9104 for details, directions, diagnoses.

rob

no rsvp.  if nobody shows, more stuff for us.

ps: forward to all your friends and make 'em come.  if we don't like 'em,
we can throw 'em out.

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From: whitey bulger defense fund <rhagan@MIT.EDU>
Subject: The 40th of July.

y'all,
        by the way, the 40th is this saturday, august 8th (technically the
39th, but we got the government to observe it on saturday).  i forgot to
mention that because i am an idiot.

        rob

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From: "starving scientist." <rhagan@MIT.EDU>
Subject: Re: 4-tee-eth (fwd)

        personally, i would invite sharon but let her know the truth about
it, i.e. it will be peopled with bastards, rudeboys, and ruffians.  ian
will take all or some of his clothes off, donny morris will be arrested
for one of many "violations", and bill will attempt to eat some form of
solid, inorganic matter such as tin foil.  cullen will enter a trance and
channel the spirit of a 5th-century greek woman. donny morris will then
enter a protracted standoff with the police.  people wearing gap, j. crew,
or banana republic clothing will be systematically discriminated against,
i.e. they will be ritually bathed in malt liquor.  we will have fun.  if
mike bush arrives, he will try to smash street signs and telephone poles
with his body (i shit you not, i've seen him do it).

        tell sharon these things and then ask if she's got the unction.

rob