By far the best of the Malt Liquors
-Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
The champagne of malt liquor. Great drink on St Patricks Day. I drank
On the Break out of them on that day. Wasn't even hung over thanks. Mickeys
Ice possible A-.
Bardwell bardwell@earthlink.net
MICKEY'S IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THEE BEST MALT LIQUOR. I WISH IT WAS SOLD IN UPSTATE NEW YORK....I BOUGHT IT FOR THE FIRST TIME ON SPRING BREAK A FEW YEARS BACK AND FOUND IT ONCE SINCE THEN IN A SMALL FAMILY SHOPPE.... I DONT KNOW WHY IT IS NOT AVAILABLE IT WOULD SELL LIKE HOT CAKES.
Lots of people like it because it tastes more like a non-malt beer than
other malt liquors. It's okay, but you can get a better buzz for
your dollar.
DogghouseR@aol.com
A Mickey's with a higher alcohol % and ever better tasting? LIFE IS
GOOD.
-Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
If you love Mickey's, this is the drink for you. At 5.9% it's not the
most potent malt liquor, but with the new wide mouth 40oz this shit, flows
like water. You can easily pound a 40 of this for a really nice buzz, and
don't worry hang overs not included!!!!
Villain thavillain@hotmail.com
A 40 of Olde E is what I drank the first time I ever had malt liquor,
and there's no going back. It's the only malt liquor I drink
consistently. I haven't tried -too- many malt liquors, though, but
the ones I have always seem to dissapoint me. St. Ides tastes a little
too much like gas; and the last time I had a Mickeys, it tasted like some
marathon runner's sweatty armpit. Colt 45 is pretty damn awesome, but for
the strength and price of Olde E, none compare. It's $2.00 where I live
in PA (that's pretty cheap for the middle of nowhere in PA).
- John Pontius cathodeboy@hotmail.com
dude, if it's good enough for NWA, its good enough for me.
"ice cube'll go stupid when i'm full of eight ball"
-ice cube, "gangsta, gangsta"
"old english 800 'cause that's my brand,
get it in a bottle, 40 ounce or can"
-eazy e "got the 8-ball rollin"
Keeper Macqueen thegreatbeerganklio@yahoo.com
OE is the best! That was my first malt liquor and its the GREATEST!
Its goes down nice and smooth in a 22 and the 40s are awesome! I give it
an A++++!!!
LiLG0nZiE@aol.com
Hey man Im a Tattoo Artist In Missouri. Great site bro. Im one of the
few people here who even likes Malt liquor. In my opinion Ode E {old english
800} is the shit . I Buy the 4 pack 16 0z cans....and the little 1 shot
of jose quervo ....I mix the first can of ode E with a shot ofQuervo.......hell
the next three are Naughty....ha!
you figure 2.00 for the old English 1.00 for the shot of quervo I weigh
close to 3 hundred lbs and been drinkin since I was 14
I get drunk evrey time !.try it
Chris Martin tat2master@jobe.net
First and foremost, your site rocks! i felt that there was no
one else in this world as devoted to the lifesyle that malt liquor
breeds(wouldn't our parents be proud). as far as the "best" malt
goes, old e has to go as number one. it's a pioneer, the godfather
of all malts. i've have tried almost every malt under the sun and
none of which come close to the tiger. st. ides-overrated( due to
white suburbia's obssesion with 'boyz in the hood'), mickey's- i want malt,
not coors light in a green bottle with a cool hornet, hurricane-if i want
beer that tastes that bad put it in a can and slap a natty ice label on
it, colt 45- i can't believe that lando calrissian would opt for that over
old e, crazy horse- if you can drink and enjoy this you've got bigger problems
than me, but it does put hair on your chest, phat boy- with a name like
that anyone who considers themselves a serious malt fan should be thrown
off a bridge for defending that crap, the rest of the malt's aren't even
worth mentioning. for years now i've been rolling four-o style and
i will continue to do so as long as the wonderful pabst brewing co. keeps
feeding my addiction. PISS ON THE WIDE MOUTHS AND EVERYTHING THEY
STAND FOR( i want a forty damn it, not an arizona iced tea!).
Robert Opelski opelski@dellnet.com
First of all I want to raise a 40 to all the guyz who have posted here.
In the suburban town where I live Miller Lite in undeniably the beer of
choice at all partys. When I started drinking at 16 I had to wait
outside the liquor store and wait for the first mexican to come up so I
could get a 40oz of ice cold OLDE ENGLISH 800 by far the best and classiest
of all the
malts. With its smooth flavor and comforting buzz I will drink
an OE whenever possible. I show up at a party with my pair of 40's
and I get dissed for bein ghetto! Fuck all you preppy fucks and your
SUV's! It doesn't matter which 40 is the best everyone has their
reasons for loving their brand. I think we can all agree that our
favorite 40 has brought us
joy, love, warmth, and the occasionall blow job! Its those times
when your sitting on the couch (or the curb) feeling the buzz and looking
affectionately at your favorite 40. Its pooring out a little for
our dead homies. When I'm feeling down and I am low on the cash flow,
$ 2.01 gets me a piece of mind. All 40 drinkers must unite!
From the OE to the recoil of a Colt 45, to the blast of the Laser, the
storm of a Hurricane, the bite from the Cobra, the metal taste of
a Steel Reserve, or a blessing from a St. Ides. We all are proud
men. CHEERS!
TOPHAT16@aol.com
yo-
i gotta commend such a quality site, good job. I knew I was in love
the first time I took a swig of that sweet sweet O.E. Its the best. I know
we all have O.E. stories, so I'll keep it brief. Anytime I feel like doin
some crazy-ass-shit I reach for the #1 rated malt liquor, Old English 800.
What a bevarage!
Boozy the Clown Chetslit59@aol.com
i've been drinking OE for the past 5 years and even after 80+ ozs, OE
still goes down smooth as a cool, refreshing beverage after a hard day's
work at the office. in fact, nothing suits me better than kickin'
it back with my boss and the rest of da gang, crackin' the bottles, pourin'
some out for my homies, and tiltin' it back. i highly recommend hot
buffalo wings and greasy nacho chips as a side dish for the evening.
OE is arguable the best value for your dollar on the malt liquor market.
word.
jp jhp@duke.edu
I live in a small hick town in Ontario Canada and the only thing that
I will drink is a 40 of Old English. Nothing is better than an Old E once
and a while I get St. Ides but Old E in my books is the number 1 malt liquor
and here in Ontario it cost like $4.00. The first time I had malt liquor
it was a 40 of Old English. Well, nothing is better than an Old E
and if you have not had one go out right now and try one!
Chris KR4750@aol.com
My friends and I drink Old English about once a week and we get plastered
everytime we drink it. Most of the time we make Black Eight Balls
by drinking down to the top of the label, then adding a 12-ounce of Guiness.
2 of these well get you hammered, and anybody that can put down 3 and not
die is a real man. It's good stuff.
DainsOE40z@aol.com
If you want to get really faded really quickly and really feel like
shit in the morning, an Ice 800 40oz is the thing for you. The only
beer that I have seen with a higher alcohol % than Ice 800's 8% is Sierra
Nevada's Big Foot Ale at 9.7%. But a sixer of that stuff will cost
up to $10 dollars and it tastes like wine mixed with beer blaaagghhh!.
In all honesty this is the best fade for the money.I shudder to think when
Olde English decides to make a 64 ouncer of this venom. My recommendation
is to drink this stuff as fast as possible...you'll get a better fade and
you wont have that horrid aftertaste lingering in your mouth as long.
-all the way from the slums of Isla Vista,
-Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
If your are looking for a near death experiece
from 1 40, this is the beer. The 8% alcohol is deadly with a taste that
is better than the original OE made so famous by the late great rappers
2pac and Notorious BIG. The problem with OE 800 is you can only get it
in, where else, but Vegas. Last time in vegas I drank it before the 25
cent peep show and encountered some real erectile problems. The other time
I drank it before going to my friend Chris Coyne's house to hang out with
him and Joe T's stripper friend. I drank it on the way there and was irate
by the time I got there. Within a half hour I was asking if her daddy molested
her and if she liked it. By the end of the night I was yelling at her for
not getting naked. OE Ice is the best on the planet A+++.
Al (Gabe's former roomate at Bart's Tennament
Mexican Tahoe townhomes)
alangoldstone@hotmail.com
Hollering at you from Richmond, VA where many of my friends have taken
up on the OE ICE. Personally, it tastes like shit.
Nocioceptor deadcities@hotmail.com
OE ICE 800 is the drink of choice for all of those who know what KEEP'IN
REAL means! My friend and I have 2 OE ice's every night before we
head out to to talk shit to all of the sell out mother fuckers we know.
We pre-party in the dorms, we've each gained at least 20 pounds, and we
always come home with the black women. They smell the OE on our breath,
and think
WOW, I need a real ghetto superstar. You are not a man unless
you drink OE and I don't know why everybody is ripping on
Crazy Horse, that shit tastes like water, the only problem is that
everything else you have eaten comes out like FIRE! But you
must pay the ultimate price to be THE ULTIMATE. Which is what
you are when you KEEP IT REAL! Now I have to send a shot out to all
of the thugs back in the D-TOWN. Don't end up in the Drunk
tank either because sometimes you never know if you are multi-talented,
but they will let you know.
Robert Crabtree wcrab@worldnet.att.net
The first malt liquor I ever tried and I still drink a lot of it.
The best tasting malt liquor because it's not as sugary sweet as some
of the others, but still has that distinct malt liquor taste.
The standard by which I judge all malt liquors (not as good as O.E., about
as good as O.E., or better than O.E.). It's my second choice after
St. Ides.
DogghouseR@aol.com
Hi,
Awesome site!
I thought I'd tell you my little story about my encounter with Olde
English Ice 800. First of all it might help you to get some info - I'm
17, kinda lightweight - 5'6 and 130 lbs, and only been drinking for about
2 months now. All I've ever had before OE 800 was vodka, some whiskey,
cheap beer, and Everclear. So anyway, last Friday I go to this party and
a friend gives me a 40 oz of OE Ice 800. I have no fucking idea what it
is. No one is sober enough to explain it to me. So I start drinking it,
and find that it doesn't taste that bad, pretty smooth, and it's actually
pretty good-tasting, compared to the cheap-ass beers I've been drinking
normally. I hadn't planned on getting drunk that night, but after I finish
my first 40 I go on to my second... My memory starts to fade about 1/2
way through that second 40. According to my friend I drank the whole thing
and then passed out on a couch with the bottle still held in my hand, couldn't
be woken up and had to be carried home, where I came back into consciousness,
but didn't to throw up - although they say I was looking a bit sick - and
eventually passed out again on the floor. OE kicked my ass, but after reading
everyone's comments on your webpage, I'm rather proud of myself for being
able to drink that much and not get sick! Especially since I am so new
to drinking. Plus, I don't think I would have passed out so quickly if
I hadn't have been tired in the first place (it was a long week..). I didn't
even have much of a hangover. Are you supposed to have hangovers on this
stuff? Cause like I was doing just fine the next morning, and still only
operating on 5 hours of sleep. Well lemme tell ya, I have decided that
OE Ice 800 is the drink for me, when it comes to cheap malt liquors. This
stuff is great. I'm already craving it, and it's only been a few days.
Well that's my story. Take care, and keep downing those bad ass malt
liquors :)
Kristy kristy_gellen@hotmail.com
$1.39 for a 40oz of this stuff?! For all you poor people out there
break out your pennies, nickels, and dimes, Cobra is more than worth its
while. Fouler tasting than Budweiser, but more refined than Natty
Ice, when you are strapped for cash and need a good fade, Cobra is the
way to go. My only complaint is that Anheuser-Bush changed the packaging
on the bottle from from dark glass to a clear widemouth. No one wants
to see what this stuff looks like, if you really do want to see foul beer,
buy some OE.
Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
After 5 minutes out of the fridge that stuff tastes like an unwashed
asshole.
Leon Sultan lesultan@students.wisc.edu
A nice blend if you're looking to get hammered. Or a casual cocktail
if you're a black pimp driving a white impala.TASTE WHO CARES!!!!!!
Bardwell bardwell@earthlink.net
Cold king cobra tastes like cold piss, warm king cobra tastes like warm
piss... at best.
"Joe F. Lo" centromr@uclink4.berkeley.edu
I have seen K.C. do some bad stuff man. Like Tequila is this poison!
It turned my one "friend" into an even bigger loser with even less of a
chance of hooking up. This man video tapes himself vomiting! He bought
a case of the stuff for God's sake! Another friend soiled himself after
a 40 of the Cobra.
Shawn Rogan shawn_rogan@dlr.disney.com
I had my first King Cobra back in 11th grade, and now im a freshman
in College here in Ohio..Most of the kids who live in my wing section of
the Dorm had never even heard of a King Cobra before I came...Since we
are all cheap college students, and the fact that you can only spend so
much money on Natty Ice + Busch Light 30packs, I soon introduced the floor
to the King Cobra. For .99 cents here in the great State of Ohio, was $1.50
back on Long island. The Cobra quickly became a fan favorite, hell even
my friends girlfriend drinks the shit four times a week even after throwing
up all those
times. And We even have a Wall of King Cobra labels in the dorm room
over. A picture will be taken and sent, it is a must see..I must say the
taste is bearable, and the buzz is good, if you drink it in less than 10-15
minutes as with all 40oz. I give it a B. Hey For 2 bucks I get a great
happy buzz feeling.! Takes me 3 bucks to get trashed. I think they
raised the price on Cobras here to about $1.50, they caught onto our addiction...God
bless the Cobra, and beware because the Cobra Strikes hard + fast. Remember
"El King Cobra Es Muy Bueno!" and "What I drink King Cobra for the taste?"
Some famous quotes right there..
-Pharcus ma305198@oak.cats.ohiou.edu
I'm a freshman here at Ohio U, and my boys and I can't get enough of
this stuff. It's 99 cents here, and I swear that I've never spent a better
dollar, over and over again. There are a few of us that have become Cobra
fiends. Myself and two other kids down the hall swear by it and go through
about three cases a week. This is true. Of course, we have a little help
from our friends. Even my girlfriend loves this stuff. She has to, because
that's all I'm buying for her. The drive-thru where we get our fix has
increased their orders from one case of Cobra per week last year to five
this year. Besides for the great buzz it gives, the labels are great. As
my friend Pharcus told you, we have a wall of labels in the next room.
At last count, I am personally responsible for 43 of them. Well, it's time
to go add a few more.
-Max madmaxm@hotmail.com
A local deli started stocking 40's of king cobra... and in 1 week me
and three of my pals managed to polish off their entire inventory. The
other night we talked to the manager who said she would start ordering
lots since the four of us buy about 12 per night...of all the 40's i've
had this is the best balance of smooth refinery, ghetto price, and violence
inducing mania. i love the old king cobra.
-Jeremiah Spooky100@aol.com
colt45 is the only shit to drink......i mean what the fuck, Billy Dee
Williams drinks it!!
Ken Nevers knevers@chatt.mindspring.com
Colt 45 gave me the worst hangover I've ever had and has a disgusting
taste
JonB
I love Colt 45...it tastes like beer from the heavens!! My girlfriend
threw me a surprise birthday party and 4 of my friends got together and
bought me 23 of them!! 40's that is! I only wish Billy Dee could have been
there!! Oh what a beautiful site...there were 40's all around the room...in
the windows and even in the bathroom!! I think that Colt 45 is the shit!!
A+++++ It just rocks!!! Billy Dee is my hero!
Chris chrisw@olemiss.edu
Smooth drinkin' every time A+
Keeper Macqueen thegreatbeerganklio@yahoo.com
A solid malt liquor. Good taste, similar to Olde English, but,
for me, doesn't pack the punch of Olde English.
DogghouseR@aol.com
If you want a REAL 40, you gotta go ghetto with the one and only Colt
45. If Billy Dee drinks it, it's gotta be the SHIT!
KRABDOGG@aol.com
The double deuce for 99 cents is the greasted deal ever. this
is mad good nice and cold, just down it and you'll feel a nice buzz
LiLG0nZiE@aol.com
Colt 45 is terrible. The bottle is nice and the slogan is pretty cool.
However, once you open the bottle and take a sip, you would think that
you are drinking watered down liqour. It is not particularly strong and
the aftertaste is sickly. A good buzz is not to be expected.
"C"
Bjorn
My friends and I have been enjoying Magnum for a long time, from its old brown and gold label to its ugly new black and pink label. With a pretty standard 5.9% alcohol content, the folks at Miller have made a malt liqour that tastes almost exactly like Miller High Life. So for those who like the smooth taste of High Life, but want a little more bang for your buck(literally), give this malt liqour a try.
This shit tastes like shit! It is perhaps the worst variety of
Malt Liquor on the market. I couldn't bring myself to drink
half a 40 of this shit. And while it does vaguely resemble High Life,
that really isn't much of a compliment. PLEASE avoid this shit like
the plague. And by the way, the alcohol content of Magnum is a low 5.9%...
for a couple extra cents, you could purchase something MUCH better with
a bigger kick. Not worth the fucking 89 cents I pade for this shit.
-Nicholas Ippolito nli@pop.cwru.edu
Biggie and 2Pac drank this shit and look where they ended up...dont
you do the same.
-Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
I would like to be so bold as to give St. Ides an A-, making it the
king of all malt liquors. What a great taste!!!!!!!
#Ted# EWollman@aol.com
Represent the St. Ides! It should get at least a B. Compared to the
malt liquor available in Brooklyn, it is the royalty of beer. It seems
to taste better in 22 ounce increments.
Ampularis@aol.com
I'd give st. ides nothing less than an A-. After playing quarters for
about an hour, I was wandering around my dormitory by myself for no apparent
reason.
Mike Jones mjones05@astro.ocis.temple.edu
Drink a 40 or so of St. Ides and by the end of the night you're either
fighting some guys or fucking some hoes! Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Todd Lyons wildman@huffybmx.com
This drink is crazy i use to drink two or three aday
till me and my best buddy go into some shiy with each other
leave this shit at the house and drink old e say your selfman
Chaurice Ross chaurice@mindspring.com
Easily my favorite malt liquor. I started drinking St. Ides because
it hits hard and fast, but now I've drank so much of this stuff I now actualy
enjoy its heavy sweetness. Gets me blitzed everytime. Best
bang for your buck.
DogghouseR@aol.com
St. Ides is the worst malt liquor out there. i had a 40 of it and i
barely felt anything. This shit sucks big fat balls
LiLG0nZiE@aol.com
St. Ides is poison. Stay away from that shit!!
PuIpDogs@aol.com
Pretty smooth if you ask me.
Gabe gwkass@ibm.net
Best descirbed in the words of the Great Cornholio
"I will lay WASTE to your bunghole!!!!!!!!!!!"
Keeper MacQueen thegreatbeerganklio@yahoo.com
This stuff should really be called Sitting Bull because a 40oz of this
stuff will leave sitting over the toilet for the rest of the night.
Of course this will only occur if you can muster up the cojones to finish
this liquid asshole.
-Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
If you think Brick House is bad, try Crazy Horse. This is by far the
worst Malt out there. It's soo nasty, you have to slam it fast. If you
dont, you will be sorry because it gets even worse when it starts to heat
up
wsci@earthlink.net
The taste is easily bearable, and as far as a
40 goes it's the best BANG (most potent) for your buck. Grade: B+. Have
you ever tried CRAZY HORSE?? Even though it's hard to find, it's worth
your search, that stuff is the bomb
Leon Sultan lesultan@students.wisc.edu
Crazy Horse deserves a D, unless it has changed
drastically since I last had it.
Ampularis@aol.com
Only ventured down the path once. Could put an
indian on his ass for a month. tasted the same going down as it did coming
up the next morning. Alcoholics stear clear of this crap. Makes beer taste
like an unwiped asshole.
Bardwell bardwell@earthlink.net
I'D RATHER DRINK DIARRHEA. There is no way this
stuff has improved. Do you forget you tried drinking it super ice cold
while being thirsty and you couldn't drink it. Stop being a pussy and give
it the review it deserves...F. THE WORST MALT EVER. One more thing, screw
the Indians!!!!! Who send you e-mail saying this stuff is good, the only
reason they do this is because there momma's drank it while they were pregnant.
Al Banger alangoldstone@hotmail.com
you guys are pussies. you're right, it tastes like crap. i once opened
one, tasted it, thought it was shit, put it back in the fridge, and then
the next day when i was out of money i drank it. this shit puts hair on
your balls. i can't believe you guys are a bunch of hairless-balls faggots.
if you care about taste, you shouldn't be drinking malt liquor in the first
place. this shit rocks. all you can take your ass to the wine-cooler section.
if you want to be drunk, drink this.
Keeper Macqueen mailto:thegreatbeerganklio@yahoo.com
Alright, let me lay it on ya'. Now, it is truw, I rather suck
a fart out of someone's ass than drink a Horse, but this shit fucks you
up. No ifs, ands, or buts, about it, I swear that I saw Squanto sitting
right in front me, right next to the the blue clad pony soliders.
The effects of the Horse are unparralled. What other beverage can
you feel like your hullucinating, and have your mind erased simultaneously.
Try it, and you will see. The only problem is you have to get it
down, and that is a task in itself. I would love to meet to the man
who could do 2 of these bad boyz in one sitting. Now, it is true
that the Horse rocks you like a magic kiss, and it does taste similar to
the smell of feces, and has a boot factor 9.9. The last time I drank
the Horse with my friend, the night became very blurry. I woke up
with vomit on the floor and glued to the ceiling. Ceiling you may ask,
yes, the projectile force from this FOWDIE (40) is in one word, amazing.
I don't recall doing basically any of this, maybe Squanto can help?
Matthew Milner milner@HWS.EDU
The worst shit I've ever tasted. High alcohol, but it's undrinkable
so who cares?
DogghouseR@aol.com
I have drank so much crazy horse this week its unbelievable! I
had 3 40 oz bottles of it last night and it went down just fine, you just
gotta teach yourself not to taste it. Gives me the shits the next
day, but its well worth it because it really messes you up. This
passed week I have had about 10 40oz bottles. Real cheap and effective
way to get drunk!
Matt mailto://mott@home.com
It tastes just like Bud, and that's not a good
thing.
Gabe gwkass@ibm.net
This is by far the most vile substance you could ever put into your
body intentionally. It makes one think of lapping water out of a toilet
that has not been flushed after many a use. The only redeeming qualities
that this beverage has is it costs a buck fifty, and the ghettoness of
this product is good for a hillarious inside joke. On the back side of
the label, it claims to put a part of every sale back into the ghetto,
and on the front, it gives the advice of, "respect your self and the property
of others". If that is not ghetto, I don't know what is. That is about
as much as I will say about brick house at once.
Chris Nickel corky@chestnuttree.com
if you want a quick buzz ST.IDES sucks .my vote is for BRICKHOUSE
Ftng69@aol.com
I had this one in the freezer for a LONG time--so
it was really damn cold. All in all, it was a very pleasurable experience.
Not as skunky as most malt liquors, but it really seemed to pack a punch.
The wide mouth allowed for easy drinking and quick buzz tie-on. Overall:
B.
steve jacobs sjacobs@ucla.edu
Private Stock Malt liquor is certainly one of the country's best.
William Parcell jaygoo@earthlink.net
Have you ever had Private Stock, it's the most drinkable ML there is
and actually tastes kind of good cold.
Jim Williams jbwil2@maila.wm.edu
It has a sweet after taste that I think is funky.
Jay Fisherman ub52@vax1.bemidji.msus.edu
Strong honey flavor if I remember correctly
Gabe gwkass@earthling.net
If you're broke, break out the change...one time I actually seen this
for sale, in Sacramento, for $.75, normally it's $.99...not a great taste
or buzz but what the hell do you want for .75
Villain thavillain@hotmail.com
Now anyone can be an elite member of the upper crust. To join this country
club all you need is $1.50 and a brown paper bag.
Drastic Mezures
Elephant, that great import from Denmark, is still one of my all-time
favorite malt products. And I mourn that, because of archaic North Carolina
laws limiting alcohol content to 5.8%, I can only find a watered-down version
of my beloved Schlitz Bull Ice ("blue ice," my wife calls it.) The full-strength
version was awesome. At 7.7%, it was strong enough to knock a raccoon on
its butt at 30 paces, was cheap as dirt, and (to my easygoing tastes, anyway)
didn't taste half bad. I drank a ton of it when I lived in Key West. I
used to pound a few before the poetry and music fests that are so common
there. That way, even if nobody else liked my poems or my singing, I sounded
good to myself, at least. And it made everybody else's stuff tolerable,
too.
Harry Calhoun harry_calhounr@gecmc.ge.com
I swear this beer tastes like swiss cheese and (drunk) people I met
have agreed. At least I remember it that way.
RSKRIVO@email.msn.com
Brewer: G. Heileman, La C rosse, Wisconsin
Price: $.99 to $1.09 cases of twelve for $10.00
Alcohol Content: 6.0% in Colorado
Drinkability: Tad Sweet but the most easy to drink of all 40's
Comments: Only 40 that you can crack first thing in the morning
after a
night of drinking and not want to puke.
Woody Cain
Alcoholic
University of Colorado at Boulder
Found only in the deepest, darkest parts of the hood. Usually
if you can find this stuff, you wont need an ID to purchase it, and you
better watch your back on the way out of the liquor store. But at
only $.99 for a 40oz, its worth risking a cap in yo ass!
-Jefe Jefe71@hotmail.com
Laser brand specialty malt liq. (aka devils piss)
1. Fucks you up bad
!!!!!!!!!!
2. Ingredients consist
of water and rubbing alcohol.
3. One pounder of this
brew will make your ass slurr like hell.
4. Drink it!
David Rosenholm 4rosies@ccia.com
After drinking many different
types of various brews, my friends and i ran out of money. We were
in quite a prediciment. We are college students and therefore have
the need to get drunk on a regular basis. When low and behold we
struck gold. The life giving nectar of the gods called Laser was
thrust apon us. For a mere $1.14 a 40, or as my friends call them
4-dawgs. I won't say that this stuff tastes better than dog urine,
but i can say it really fucks you up fast. After purchasing my first
4-dawg, i fell in love with it. We all made a deal that if it didn't
make us throw up then we would drink it again. Even though that night,
my friend Nick, passed out in the toliet, we couldn't stay away from that
golden glow in the refrigerator. Now my refrigerator is stocked with
nothing but Laser. I have tried other malt liquors such as Magnum
40 and King Cobra. But Laser is high quality compared to the rest.
I will drink nothing but Laser.
Steven Koenig smk13@po.cwru.edu
A friend of mine and I bought a store's entire stock of this once in
one week. They never bought any more, maybe it's because it wasn't in the
"hood". All hats will be removed in memory of this sad, sad day
Keeper Macqueen thegreatbeerganklio@yahoo.com
Laser is some good as malt liquor...its almost $2 a 40 where I am, but
its definately worth it. There is no regulations on whatever fucking
helper monkeys are brewing this shit with, theres probably some acid in
it or something. The taste is surprisingly sweet when its cold, it
has a hint of apple taste, when it warms up though the urine taste becomes
more distinct.
If you havent had 1 or 2 of these I highly recommend it. Whatever
is in this shit causes more pyschotic hallucinations than normal malt liquor.
Even your dreams later in the night will be totally fucked up. I had one
once about a giant scorpion chacing me around and dancing and shit.
Long Live Laser
Big Mack cmohrlock@propeller.com
It's hard to get more drunk for your buck then this for $1.50 a 40.
Jonathan Ingold ingoldjo@hotmail.com
Western Michigan University
That guy payed WAY too much at $1.50 for a 40! If you can't find
it for $1.19 or less, move on. My friends and I constantly bet with
Bull Ice--you don't want to lose those bets. I drank 3 22's of Bull
Ice one night and had a Hungry-Man dinner in between, needless to say they
didn't mix too well. It's my perennial favorite but it still tastes like
ass.
Djducktape@aol.com
I have studied up, and viewed your page on the net but I must argue
that BULL ICE is by far the best beverage in the running. I have
challenged the BULL many times, sometimes coming out triumphiant, others
getting trampled, but always a challenge. I must argue with your
B+ grade (giving it 3rd in your overall) and demand you reconsider your
grading scale. It deserves at least an A, and I would give an A+
ranking it first, or at least a tie for first in the overall standing.
Thanks for listening,
Dr. Daniel J. Koenig mailto://drkoenig@gateway.net
Ocular Physician
It boast the highest liquor content I've seen
of 8.11% on the label. Comes in a wide mouth 40 and at $1.59, its the cheapest
ghetto juic you'll ever find, beating out St Ides at $1.89.
Jason SooHoo jsoohoo2@magic.Hofstra.edu
All I can say is thank god for whoever decided
he wanted to fuck up the world with this shit. I have yet to learn
what "high gravity" means exactly, but whatever it is, it must be good.
I have not been a long time malt liquor drinker. I dabbled in malt
liquor when I was 16ish. Then went to lite beer and tequila. Moreover,
during the past 6 months I have developed an almost addiction to Malt Liquor.
Now I figure if it doesnt come in a 40 it aint good. Long way of
saying Steel Reserve
should at least be tried. I have only been
up for an hour and am drinking one left over from last night and it is
still damn good. Long live S T E E L R E S E R V E 2
1 1.
Kollen Martin kmmartin@erols.com
we' used to be some hardcore malt liquor swiggers (being po' ass college
students back in the day) having tried them all...although, i no longer
partake in the cheap high of malt liquor, i had to try steel at least once...c'mon,
8+% alcohol content for under $2?! initially, i thought the taste
sucked...but after about 1/2 way thru, i didnt give a shit! i finished
my 40 no problem, hell, i even helped my friends out with theirs...BIG
mistake...cheap high but i more than paid for it the next day, believe
me! Definitely the most bang for the buck! i wish we had this shit
back when i was in college!
Diglicious@aol.com
Steel Reserve 211 is a life saver! Whose life? My supervisor and all
those asshole customers that come into the store where I work.Thank God
(or whoever) for that liquor store on my way home that stays well stocked
on ice
cold 24 oz tall cans , I cant get enough of that delicious battery
acid flavor! I must not be the only one enjoying the calming effects of
8.1% high gravity alcohol because I noticed the facings in the cooler went
from one to three in just a few weeks.I even talked a veteran drinker at
my work(who swears he has never met his match with just a beer) into trying
Steel Reserve
and now he is hooked! It is all he ever talks about now!!! The way
I see it is as follows:
All other beers = kids drinks
STEEL RESERVE = MAN'S BEST FRIEND
All of you out there that havent yet tried Steel Reserve , get off
your ass
and get hooked!!
Now lets all bow our heads for a moment of silence for my liver.
Zombieboss Zombieboss@aol.com
I see people drinking Olde English 800, Schlitz Ice, or King Cobra,
and I scoff. AMATEURS! Step up to the big leagues with 211
Steel. After two quick 40's, you'll either be in heaven or Intensive
Care. I believe I threw up 211 times the next day, but it was worth
it. At $1.89 a bottle, how can you go wrong?
Peace,
Scott Rodkey smr237@psu.edu
Indeed. Couldn't find this at my local Arab mart. Had to go to a real
liquor store for this shit. Wide mouth bottle. Cracks the cap - the first
sip: Whoooo! Damn! Blah. That tastes like shit. I'm gonna get FUCKED up.
Going down a little smoother now.
Maybe I'm sissyfied but I gotta ease up off that muthafucka. Little
more than half way through the
bottle and I already got a good buzz. Watchin' Telemundo TV. Can't
speak a lick of Spanish. Got a "D" in high school. Where are the puppets?
Where is El Gordo? Where is Don Fransico? Drink it before it gets warm.
The bottom of the bottle
tastes like straight up dogshit. Over all not a bad brew. Good buzz.
Smooth but not "exceptionally smooth" (Brewed for a minimum of 28 days).
Goin' out to a club now. I'm gonna be knocked off my ass as soon as that
pot cookie kicks in.
Bottom line - smooth, good buzz but drink it before it gets warm. the
bottom of the bottle tastes like shit
Jeff Merch jeffmerch@yahoo.com
Hello my name is miguel and I'm a HAPPY HOUR BANDIT! But let me say
my bar days are over now that my life "and wallet" has changed for the
better. Just last yr. i was introduced to the big "211" by the guy at my
local bodega, and i must say it is the BEST malt i've tried, now yes yes
BIG BEAR,COLT,OLDE E,N THE CROOKED I are A+ brews but they just don't have
the "hhmmmfffffff" that the good ol STEELY provides.
MONTANA BROWN BAGGERZ!!
Miguel Arguello MIGUEL-ARGUELLO@webtv.net
what up son.....dis da cheez....i just faded my 40 and a random brew,
i just want u to know that 211 will fuck up ur life.....and if u fade that
shit out of a beer bong, ur life will be a misplaced item.....fade 3 KC's
and get back at me
jason simplyshady@gotnet.net
211 is the only 40 I've ever had. I grew up on cheap beer and
jug wine, but some kid gave me a $5 bill once and asked me to buy him 2
211 40s at our local store. I got 3 for just over $6. That high school
kid changed my life - now 211's my favorite. Packs a good buzz if you drink
fast enough. I'd have to drink pisswater beer all day to catch a buzz.
By the way, try to avoid buying beer for kids if you can. You can
really get your ass in a sling if you get caught, especially in California.
I did only because my friend works at the store, and he didn't give a flying
fuck.
Brian Gleeson revdoc79@yahoo.com
i had my first 40 of 211 about a year ago, and i gotta say anybody who
drinks anything else can eat a dick, 2 40's will have you done for the
night. with the high gravity high volume alcohol content you cant go wrong
for a buck .79 if you drink magnum or that any of that other shit cobra
etc. i should slap you're bitch ass. i just got done with a 211 and im
feeling just right, for another that is. so ill be passed out in front
of my tv for the night. this is the best shit on the market hands
down (and bottles up).
randyboy316@yahoo.com
First time i ever got smashed was off a 40oz of Steel Reserve.
Halfway through it i looked at the label and it said 8.1% and i was like
oh shit. Then i tried standing up and started stumbling. After
i killed the rest of it i said obey ya thirst nigga and threw it straight
up in the air almost landing on my drunk ass. 211 is some good shit.
And now is the name of are drinking clan.
Ryan Gravener rgravener@home.com